“Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!” I’d rather not, but I might consider it if free food is offered… Lunch was pretty bland…And a while ago… Salad never really fills me up. Which is a shame… I’m sure it means well.
In other words, Hi. Look, don’t take this the wrong way. I know you don’t like me, but I’m sure in time we could become friends. I’m only really here to escape Twitter’s 140 character cap, but don’t tell them. They’ll only get upset. But anyway, I’m here, and now you’re stuck with me.